demz faitin werdz! fanz taek futball teemz srsly.
yo bro goggies in da house!
it'z tiem to bust a moov!
Brett Michaels has really let himself go these days....
mayb he kan teech instead of performing?
OH Girl... r u SRIUS??
But Mizz Scawlet! I dun noe nuthin 'bout burthin' no baybees!