hiya! guess wat i did tooday... on 2nd thought, you might not want to know...

ai hab a feelin' ai noes wat u did...

I, X-Ray, do solum 'n swearz, dat I will nevah carve mah name inna tabull agains.

jus consider dis a new interior dezign!

...but it wuz alredy gradeded.

u rooined da homewerk liek u rooined sumfing else!

IZ REDECORATED 4 U

u shud go in2 bidnezz 2gever, aifinkso!

Give us yer wallet! When pugs go bad

must stawp hangin' 'round wif the bad crowd!

dis is ur fault u put me in teh cone

nawt a gud luk...mebbeh u wear teh cone liek dis next tiem...