I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...

When uz bury da ebedence son, u hafta bury ALL de ebedence!

nao awl we needz iz a gud lawyer!

Did ai do bad? Wuz ai nawt sposed ta hump ur muvver in lawz leg?

mebbe u shod taek it slowur nekst tiem?

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!

EvRy1 lies in profile pic

uh oh! dis guy habs an attitood!

Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader

welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!