I'll trade yu dis hole bowl ov green stuffz for a bacun.

how am ai spose 2 nom on dis?

Drop the spatula and slowly back away from the bacon.

ai rly needz it 4 mai bakon defishunsee.

That dream is so vivid... he can almost taste the bacon.

sweet sweet bakon dreemz.

wanna tradz? yu gibs me bacunz and ill gibs yu kisses!!

id laik 2 trade in 4 btr 1 plz!

Nevermind Fred der iz no bacuns in teh list ov ingredientz.

but u guyz cheerioz r so yummy!

My bacun sence iz tingeling!

dats preddy amazin!

almost gots it, almost gots it... i stills donts gots it.

u jus gotta b paishunt!