dose this planet have bacon?

aim on a seerch misshun!

I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPLE AND WE'LL DO BACON, OK?

maek shur u hab teh rait fone number...

Sleep in heavenly piece.

wat duz goggie heaben luk liek?

Yu know wat, mom? Ai luv yu moar dan bakun!

Oh oh. Sumfing's rong in da uniberse.

and ai rly rly luv bakun so dis meenz ai luv u lotz!

Ai lubz bacon but plz leev mai friend alone.

meybe ur friend kan help u getz teh bakon!

Could we have 3 BLT's please... hold the lettuce, the tomato and the bread So basically just bacon...LOTS AND LOTS OF BACON!

teh "b" iz mai favrit part!

The last thing Josh saw after he refused to share his bacon.

he wuz only tryin 2 halp!