u kan brib meh 2 furget, letz maek a deel.

Love is in the air... wait, that's bacon.

ai luv u liek u wer maed outta meet!

Ai noes teh ansur teechur! Teh ansur is bacon. Bacon is always teh ansur.

so much lernin mai bwain hurtz.

They say this is a Guinea Pig. Funny, it doesn't smell anyting like bacon.

ooooh so dats wat dat iz?

You said i could have bacon later. It's later where's my bacon?

b polait, wer r ur mannerz?

Please let me stay at home alone I will behave well And will not eat your baconater.

meybe we kan wurk sumfing out?

Cool! Got one in bacon flavor?

did u eated teh hole fing?