Uh oh. Your nose isn't cold or wet! You feelin' okay?
no nawt ok ai haz a sick.
Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
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