You talk big for such a tiny puppy....

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You talk big for such a tiny puppy....
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You think you're tough just because you're big? Why, I could take you down with a single bite to the ankle, with all four of my paws tied behind my back. You wanna try me? Huh? Huh? Come on, you big chicken! You're scared!

For the love of dog, are we there yet?

wat iz teh nice way 2 say shut ups?

We don't need

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We don't need a new car you said, this one runs fine you said. Yeah well now look who's walking to the nearest gas station!

Blind doggie lookin' for new home

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Blind doggie lookin' for new home Oh for heaven's sake Ralph! Just because I took you for a walk? Gimme my sunglasses and heel!