u btr get moar, but nawt teh brown onez!
Took us to the Vet instead of park.
u will regret trikin us liek dis!
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING A CAT?
but katz r nuthin but truble!
No means no.
hur it iz in fancee speek.
I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug
welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...
but i dunno what happnd! suddenly der wus watur ebryware an den teh kitteh sed hold dis an den u was awl yelling an angreez at me...
u shure u didn't hab udder motives?
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