hoomin, how cud u let dis happen???
ai fink teh cat iz srsly tryn 2 kill meh...
aim nawt mad, just dizapointd!
but ur a goggie u get 2 sleep in erryday!
u btr get moar, but nawt teh brown onez!
Took us to the Vet instead of park.
u will regret trikin us liek dis!
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...
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