Took us to the Vet instead of park.

Hilarious...

u will regret trikin us liek dis!

Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.

um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING A CAT?

but katz r nuthin but truble!

No means no.

hur it iz in fancee speek.

I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...

but i dunno what happnd! suddenly der wus watur ebryware an den teh kitteh sed hold dis an den u was awl yelling an angreez at me...

u shure u didn't hab udder motives?

You have failed me for the last time, admiral.

ai don't fink u is awl dat intimidating, akshully.