I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.
it wux juss so gud!
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...
uh oh! dats nawt gud!
ai fink u mite haz a problemz!
STOP ur WINING
rilly, if u is going 2 wine, u gotta do it rite!
ill just take a wittle sip... maby two....
ai am drinking wif my best frend
No, no, I'll pass. I've had one too many brews already.
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