1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...
uh oh! dats nawt gud!
ai fink u mite haz a problemz!
STOP ur WINING
rilly, if u is going 2 wine, u gotta do it rite!
ill just take a wittle sip... maby two....
ai am drinking wif my best frend
No, no, I'll pass. I've had one too many brews already.
Oh yeah! That may be the best lookin' blender of frozen Margaritas I've ever seen. Okay, let's get this rim salted & you can pour that delicious concoction of Mexican merriment right on in, baby!