iz beena long week i deserve dis
mmmm, dis is delicious!!!
In dog beers... I've only had 1...
ai don't belebe u!
You got ID?
i haz mai ID and it's da rite tiem!
oh how i love to smell martinis n da mornin
itz alwayz da rite tiem 4 martinis!
Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic
he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!
I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!
u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!
I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.
it wux juss so gud!