If you kin pwomise me no more mustard and buns costumez, ai ken almost pwomise no more accidents in da hallway.

reemembr wat happnd last tiem?

That poop was on the floor when I got here

Is it okay if I drive? Yeah, of course.

THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT

well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...