Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.

peein' is a favbrit passtime!

Flap Flap Flap but still i'z on grownd :(

gawta keep on tryin' wittle buddie!

sometimez ai juss wanna sleep tru Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day!! Hpefully these lols will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside!

Iz feelin' sad Coz Carl Sagan said no apple pie until inventz universe!

don't worrie! dere is sum pie ober... oh nevermynd...

How to get free noms: 1. Look cute 2. Look sad 3. if 1 and 2 don't work, start whining

ai shure do lub gettin' treets!

i kant finds my happi plaz :(

u juss needz a gud friend 2 halps cheer u upz!