I has a sick. Sick sucks.

i h8t bein sick, itz teh wurst...

u looked sad, so wez bwot u a stik.

errybuddy luvs stiks amirite?

I iz havin a sad. Come back laturz, maybe wif a hotdog.

her iz sum advise on how 2 feel betrz!

My owner enjoyz looking at teh LOLcat site...

aww dun b so sad, kittehs r owr fwends!

and then he said i was fat!!

meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...

They never let me drive.

wel, wut iz da wurst dat cud happn?

I lost mommee,anybody seen mommee?

Don't give up little one!