I can tell you that there's nothing whatsoever of interest inside that pillow.
wat wer u tryin to find???
What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!
pillowz r fun 2 splode!
It's a pillow, It's a pet - it's a Pillowpet!!!
sumptimz its teh owner dat has teh pillowz.
My pillow has heat; vibrating massage; and occasionally, accupuncture.
it goz bof wayz tho.
D'awww I lub u!
I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo
ai haz maed wun, 2!
gotta finish doin' what I started yesterday.. NUTHIN' !!
lucky u! ai don't hab it so eazy!