as mai furst royal decreee...
Moar Cyoot Kittehs Ober at I Can Has Cheezburger!
uuuuh dats sweet but no tanks!
Iguana kiss you all Rover.
dat iz 1 uglee goggie...
Please forgive me for petting that dog, she meant nothing to me. Humph!
W8T who iz sheee?
Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...
iz dat y ur breff so bad?
If you kiss me I turn into a prince.
ok i hop ur tellin teh troof.