MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
OK!, THIS IS AWKWARD.
iz dat moar or less awkwurd den dis?
awkwarks i haz dem
r u 2 related?
I fink it goez wifowt sayin dat I was not espectin yoo hoem dis soon.
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