Of course that character isn't based on you you aren't interesting enough.
where shud ai put in da plot twistz?
bout this high... mean eyes... seen im?
kyle! kyle where r u buddy?!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
aww man i blinked
plz twy again, ok?
I'm REALLY Beggin' ya! Get her a teething ring, a pacifier - SOMETHING! Eventually, my patience WILL run out!
she sure doez lub u, don't she?
Yes, that's right, I've had enough! I'm walking right out of this LOL human!
ai iz leebin' cuz u nawt gibin' meh baykon!