I will take just one!
r u shur dats gonna b enuff treats?
Why you say aww? iz der somthin wrong wif me?
no nutin wrong, ur just 2 cyoot 2 handle!
I couldn't possibly go out without a keg of brandy on my collar.
sum goggies kan't handle der likur tho...
What was my life like before MUSIC?????
What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!
pillowz r fun 2 splode!
Did you know that the English Mastiff is one of the heaviest breeds of dogs in the world? A male Mastiff can exceed 200 pounds.
The poor boy's compensating again. Last week it was a Ferrari...
meybe wat he need iz a rly big bone!