That dream is so vivid... he can almost taste the bacon.
sweet sweet bakon dreemz.
SCORE: TREE - 1 DOG - 0
um her iz a btr goggie afleet.
LINES FOR THE BATHROOM: They appear just as you really need to go.
noo! dey chopped down mai baffroom!
Behold the wonders of Summer.
yay! summr iz wunderfl!
Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.
aim a bery powerfl napper.
Am I ded? Cus I think Im in dog heaven.
OMG wer am ai?
CURSE YOU! AND CURSE BAFFTIME!
nawt all goggiez h8t bafftiem.