wait a minute ... V-E-T doesn't spell Bacon.
u gotta stik up 4 urself widdle googie!
.....and 100. That was easy, you turn.
r u on a diet 2?
I swer if dis dog farts yous gonna see claws.
frts kan b a rude awakenin.
Some of the English Mastiff's talents include: watchdog, guard dog, police work, military work, search & rescue, and weight pulling.
HELLO, MR. MAILMAN. I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
i've been waitin 4 a looong tiem...
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