MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
I believe I can fly!
meyb u need sum magik flyin pillz?
Rinse, lather, recline, repeat...
goggies luv getting shampooed.
There was a reason they named him Skip.
lotsa tings can skip!
i rly need 2 faind a babysitter.
I saved the last piece for you!
ur a gud goggie 4 sharin!