Don't call us... We'll call you.
do u eben kno how 2 use dat iphone?
I.... is ready fo mah close up!
did u say klose up?
wait a minute ... V-E-T doesn't spell Bacon.
u gotta stik up 4 urself widdle googie!
.....and 100. That was easy, you turn.
r u on a diet 2?
I swer if dis dog farts yous gonna see claws.
frts kan b a rude awakenin.
Some of the English Mastiff's talents include: watchdog, guard dog, police work, military work, search & rescue, and weight pulling.