This Possum Broke Into a Kitchen, Stole Bread and Won't Leave

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He is the Jean Valjean of possums.

This little marsupial snuck into someone’s kitchen for a feast of bread, and he didn’t want to leave.

The owner tried to shoo him out with a wooden spoon, but it doesn’t work very well, because he totally DGAF.

Watch As John Cleese Mocks How He's Fluent in Cat and His Beef With Taylor Swift’s New Cat

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John Cleese was a guest on the Graham Norton show alongside Taylor Swift back in October, and he made a big mistake by calling her cat Olivia Benson “the weirdest cat I have ever seen.”

She was not amused.

Now in a new Buzzfeed video, Cleese confesses his love of cats – but doesn’t do much apologizing to Swift.

In fact, he says he would like to one day bring her a new cat that is much more “proper.”

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